are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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