STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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