think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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