party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.