Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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