omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
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I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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