what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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