Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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