oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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