I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
one might say we're banned from that church
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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