I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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