oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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