whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
My penis needs a shock collar
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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