Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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