i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
love makes seman taste better
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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