Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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