bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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