Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Acid is not a monday night drug
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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