Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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