Old men and throwing up are my life now.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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