508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
