Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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