i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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