we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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