I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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