Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
me + whiskey = a bad person
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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