pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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