sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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