I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
