We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
These tits shall not be calmed
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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