can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
