My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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