You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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