a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father