the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend