My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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