it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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