Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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