i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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