You just made me feel so damn special
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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