The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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