TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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