Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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