awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
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I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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