Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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