I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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