bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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