I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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