Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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