Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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