We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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