So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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