I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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