I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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