Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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