I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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